DOWN THE RIVER OF GOLDEN DREAMS

 "glorious fuck headfuck thing"

Four years ago, when I was 18, I noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so I was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly, a really hot girl walked past and I was startled and fell over. Embarrassed, I waited for a bit and then stood up. As I stood up, I saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn’t getting up so I went outside to meet her. Once I got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA

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